Haven't you always wanted to own a machete? Now you can own a totally safe one with the fear-causing elements still present. Straight from AMC's The Walking Dead, this machete looks like the original...

Solid brass star shaped badge with SHERIFF stamped in the center. Authentic badge.

Just Add Water to this powder and start spritzing your walls and props to distress your haunt. Choose from black mold, brown dirt, green vomit, yellow puke. Add jar to one gallon of water.